hang ‘em low

Fact for the day: Sexual strangulation was documented when men were hung for the crimes they committed, causing them to either become aroused or ejaculate. Any comments?

It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.

Dorothy Parker

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

- It leaves us to question, that other than sexual gratification, why would we need them?

Pride & Prejudice